But it doesn't really matter now...

Okay, troops. Checked the contract that our current target has with us. It does allow for the $30.00 late charge and it provides for the $15.00 additional pile-on late pimp-style taxing at the end of the month. But just like I have told you, that fake-ass $1.00 fee that they have decided to levy is totally non-contractual! That means that even Judge Judy would have to give up the funk and rule that they owe us cold cash. Ya heard? they owe! They owe you, they owe me, they owe any effing body that they have used this hustle to rip off. Salute! Let's get our money! I'm moving on to the next step; Small Claims Court is my next stop. Howza 'bout you? Let me get some contact info from you, or just keep watching this site for instructions and guidance. Enough is enough. Pay me, Storage Deluxe!

I don't even think that I'll have to pull out my politico gang members to help on this one. This shit is cut and dried; it's straight contract. I'm bored already. Stay tuned for my next mission. MTA and Chase Bank, now you will ante up!!!